Author Archive

I needs your help.

July 5, 2009

Kids, while my first book (Bound to Love Her) is ranked at around 48,000 on Amazon (respectable), Stolen Magic is at 1,100,000 something (in the crapper). And while Amazon only accounts for a fraction of book sales, that number makes me whimper and cringe. Why am I languishing on Amazon? It could be because there are only two reviews up there and they both suck. If you liked the book, do me a favor and give it a positive review. Doesn’t have to be long, doesn’t have to be witty or fancy. If you’re feeling super helpful, you can CTRL C your review and put it up on Barnes and Noble, too.

I’d really appreciate it.

We have a winner!

July 5, 2009

Coin tosses and a 20-sided D&D die have chosen Martin Geneva as the winner of the Humongous, all-Boulder, ElvesInBoulder prize. Now to contact him and see if he wants it, or if he’d rather have a book. Stay tuned.

Winner of the Elves picture contest is Janice Gott, with her great pic of two young elves in the forest.

Are they cute and Elfy, or WHAT?

Are they cute and Elfy, or WHAT?

She gets an autographed book and a set of costume ears.

I’m going to continue to run the Elven photo charity gig, because three bucks is not a very big donation for the Nature Conservancy.

Thanks everyone, for participating!
Esri Rose

Mouse Update

June 29, 2009

Musette was staring so fixedly at the space under the fridge that Angel Joe pulled it out from the wall. No mouse, but a whole lotta dust bunnies. Or possibly dust slugs, when they’re that thick and flat. And the floor where it was sitting was icky. So I wiped down the floor, then got the little vacuum to suck up some of the dust from the fridge vents. I’m vacuuming away when (scurry, scurry), I see a little dark form shoot out from under the other side  and run to the edge of the cupboards. The mouse had stayed underneath while Joe pulled the fridge away from the wall. Anyway, there’s a gap above the baseboard that runs around the cupboards, so I guess it hopped back in there. Musette has been sleeping in the kitchen and staring at various places, but so far, no luck. I think those catch-alive traps are about $30, but I guess I’ll check. I just know the damn thing is going to die back there and then we’ll get dead-mouse stank. (shudder) Meanwhile, it’s peeing on the floor. I used to be glad Musette stayed up most of the day and slept through most of the night. I wonder if I can make her take naps during the day, so she’ll be up all night?

Morning o’ good things.

June 26, 2009

Slept in till 8:30, which is rare. Angel Joe, who had sneaked out of bed at 6:00, woke me to let me know Musette’s Uncle Dennis was downstairs, ready to make blueberry-buckwheat pancakes. So I threw on yesterday’s clothes and went down to help and eat. Neighbor Brad also partook. I was chatting when I remembered I had a haircut appt. Chewed some gum while I smeared foundation powder on my face and shot out the door.

Mouse B Gone (soon)

June 25, 2009

We must have a mouse in the kitchen. Musette spends a lot of time hunkered down in front of the stove or refrigerator. Today I took the below-oven drawer out, but didn’t find any sign (such as mice poops). Poor rodent. Either it finds its way out of the house or it’s a goner. At least she’s entertained.

Medical wonders

June 18, 2009
Got my CAT scan today to see if I have sinus polyps. Now I have a CD-rom of the inside of my head. Haven’t looked at it yet. Who knows what’s in there? Sinuses still clear after two days without Prednisone. Please, let the massive amounts of yoga be helping.
Heres what the machine looked like. I went in face down, with my neck stretched flat.

Here's what the machine looked like. I went in face down, with my neck stretched flat.

Signing books this Sunday, Musette

June 12, 2009

I’ll be signing books at the 29th Street Mall Borders this Sunday, from 2-5:00. If you live in Boulder, stop by and say Hi! I might take my guitar, so you can also request a song.

Oh, and I made the bed this morning without realizing Musette was in it. Later I was looking for her, and noticed a lumpy spot next to the pillow, under the spread. It didn’t look big enough to be a cat. I figured it was a rumpled bit o’ sheet, but I gave it a poke to make sure, then yelped when she flinched.

Darth Thriller

June 5, 2009

My only complaint is that it’s too short. Musta been hot in those costumes.

Look up your drugs.

June 5, 2009

Had an appt. with my allergist yesterday. I’m back to having a sinus infection along with my hayfever, and he’s also convinced that I have nasal polyps (you just cut ‘em out apparently). So our plan was to put me on prednisone and an antiobiotic and then have the CAT scan that would show the fabulous terrain of my nasal passages, prior to any actual knife work.

I had used amoxycillin for a sinus infection, and it worked, but then the infection came back, so he decided to prescribe Levaquin. “The only thing is, it can sometimes cause your tendons to burst, but I’ve never known it to happen. It is in the literature, though.”

“I do have allergy related arthritis and tendonitis occasionally,” I pointed out.

But he was pretty excited about the drug and said that was really rare. “If your tendons start to feel sore, stop taking it and call me.” This is when I should have mentioned that minor soreness comes and goes in my joints with fair frequency.

Today I picked up my prescription and started reading the many pages that came with it.

“Tell your doctor if you have tendinitis or bursitis.” I’ve had both.

“Problems with tendons may increase if you’re using corticosteroids.” Remember that he also put me on prednisone?

“Tell your doctor if you or your family have irregular heartbeat issues.” My mom does, and I’ve felt the occasional flutter.

“Causes extreme sun sensitivity.” Do we need to go into my tendency toward skin cancer?

I decided to Google Levaquin.  Whoa. The right side of the screen showed ads for lawyers who handle Levaquin lawsuits. (That might explain the $50 price tag — and we have outstanding health insurance). Wikipedia said the drug is usually reserved for severe or life-threatening infections. It has been banned from pediatrics because of the muscular-skeletal problems it can cause, along with fatalities. Serious health issues can appear years after taking it.

In addition to the lawyer ads, Google brought up many horror stories. “I had seizures after three days on this drug.” “My joints have never been the same.” And I have a three-week prescription.

So I ate the $50 cost, called the doctor’s office back, and told them I wasn’t taking it. I should mention that I really like this doctor. I trust him. But doctors are not infallible, prescription drugs are drugs that are being tested, and I would rather have no sense of smell for the rest of my days than risk the side effects of this drug. Took my first amoxycillin pill a couple of hours ago. In three weeks I’ll have a CAT scan and we’ll see what that tells us. Irradiating my head I can live with. Levaquin scares the bejeesus out of me.

Moral of the story: Research any unfamiliar drug online before you shell out the money for a prescription. They can’t be returned.

Spiders

June 3, 2009

It’s been a wet spring here in Boulder, CO. Lots of rain, lots of bugs wanting to come inside out of the rain, and doors and windows that don’t seal very well.

First of all, you should know that I love spiders. I would never kill one, and I usually let them stay in the house. I’ve practically made pets out of the jumping (sometimes called “wolf”) spiders. If a spider is really large, obviously belongs outside (the crab kind, the green kind, and the fast-moving garden kind), or is in imminent danger from Musette, I’ll put it in my special bug box and take it outdoors. No big deal. But there are spiders, and then there are freakish spiders from Mars.

I was ready to take a shower. Pulled back the shower curtain, looked down. WTF? Spiders really shouldn’t have a red head and legs, huge mandibles, and a putty-colored body. They shouldn’t be an inch long, and most of that body. (shudder)

Put clothes back on preparatory to catching spider (shudder) and taking outside. Clothes on, I go back to shower. Spider is gone. OMGWTFBBQ?!! Lift feet carefully, and resist the urge to fling self backwards out of the bathroom. Push the shower curtain to the other side. Spider either drops out of it or was hiding beneath. (shudder) Put spider in box — luckily it wasn’t a jumper — and take it outside.

Today I looked it up. It’s a woodlouse spider, found worldwide, and in this neck of the woods it probably eats primarily pill bugs (roly polies). Here’s a pic. The legs were much redder in real life. I mean, the color of paprika. And because I am nothing if not thorough, here’s a vid (not mine).