Once again I delve into eBay’s metaphysical section, where we find five haunted New Jersey quarters, dice that used to be lucky but aren’t anymore because they’re apparently haunted, a bathroom-wall tile owned by someone who sees faces in the faux gold marbling, and this

WOODSTOCK MUSIC FEST 69
HAUNTED MAGICAL PURSE & CONTENTS

Bidding starts at $9.99, but you can Buy It Now for only $200,000.00. Comes with a strand of love beads that may or may not be inside, like a trippy version of Schrodinger’s cat.

Apparently this purse was borrowed from the owner and taken to Woodstock, returned, given to the Salvation Army, bought back at a garage sale from a gal who “swore she heard low level rock music whenever she opened it,” given to the Salvation Army again only to mysteriously appear in a box in the barn! My favorite quote:

THE FIRST TIME I TRIED TO LIST THIS THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION CONTENT DID ACTUALLY DISAPPEAR!

Acid tabs not included, but it does have an inside zipper pocket.