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I love my upcoming book’s cover, but it definitely prompts the question, “What is Mr. Nekkid Elf looking at?”

So I’m having a new contest to fill in the speech bubble.

Full contest details can be reached by clicking on the New Contest tab at the tippy top of this page. I’ve already gotten some humdingers.

It’s okay. It turns green every Spring.

And this little piggy went wee! Wee! Wee! all the way home.

I’m living in my own private idahoooooo

Plus, one limerick (I love limericks.)

There once was an elf from Boulder

Loved a girl who made him smolder

He stood and looked down

And thought with a frown,
“Wonder if this wand will hold her?”